Computer crashes, is it true ?

Question

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppydisk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall .... and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

and ......

Answer 1

The guys at PC world can fix this!



They seem to speak in riddles so they should have no trouble understanding whats going on with your PC. 99% of the time (according to them its cheaper to buy a new PC from them, than it is to get if fixed)



I would like to hear this sung by Chuck.D. of public enemy

Answer 2

That's the biggest windows patch update name I've ever heard. And it makes more sense.

Answer 3

Purple Monkey Dishwasher will fix all this

Answer 4

You deserve a star. It was excellent!

Answer 5

It took me a minute but i finally got it...lol

Answer 6

I'd say it's curtains for Windows! :-)

Answer 7

Nothing better to do?

Answer 8

but what is the question